just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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