Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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