puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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