Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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