I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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