***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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