I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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