I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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