party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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