Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
