pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
look no pants
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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