Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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