Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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