i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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