You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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