When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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