Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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