Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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