I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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