Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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