the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
