Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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