Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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