I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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