hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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