I wish i was in the wii world.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
