defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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