Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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