So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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