But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
