seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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