doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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