What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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