you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
FUCK WHALES
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