Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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