I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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