I think i peed on brittanys purse
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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