your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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