North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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