Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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