I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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