This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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