Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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