Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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