hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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