how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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