Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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