when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He did a backflip because drugs
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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