Pass out mid-funnel last night.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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