her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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