Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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