hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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