Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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