You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I looked at my own cervix.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Even my vagina gasped.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
