Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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