We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
