she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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